08.16.08
Chainsaw Maid
If you like Zombie flicks, you’ll love this short claymation movie. It is very gory, so not for the young-uns. Enjoy.
04.02.08
Take a Trip to Happy Land
You may have read the Mr. Men and Little Misses books, but have you ever seen the cartoons? If not, enjoy. Be happy like Mr. Happy.
03.11.08
Boycott Saturday Night Live
SNL is so boring these days that very few readers probably watch it. For those of you poor souls with nothing going on Saturday Night that find yourselves all out of Netflix movies, I beg you to please resist turning on that pile of crap that is SNL. Their anti-Obama campaign has gotten out of control. With GE being a major military contractor, it is no surprise that they would sink to such lows. I would hope that the actors on that show would have a shred of dignity but who am I kidding? They are a bunch of no talent hacks hoping for a real gig someday. So, please join me in boycotting not only the show SNL itself, but anything starring any of the actors taking part in the ridiculous pro Hilary skits. Enough is enough. Stand up for what is right. Put an end to a show that has been boring for over 20 years. Join in the boycott of Saturday Night Live.
In fact, why stop there? Boycott NBC completely. They are the worst network anyway, you won’t be missing much.
By the way, the actors taking part in the deplorable sketches are Fred Armisen and Amy Poehler. Fred Armisen will be in the films, The Promotion, The Rocker, and The Post Grad Survival Guide - avoid them like the plague. Amy Poehler is in the upcoming stinkers Horton Hears a Who, Baby Mama, Spring Breakdown, Mighty B, Groupies, and Hoodwinked 2 - again stay away, far away. Shame on you both for doing anything for a cheap laugh. You both suck.
09.16.07
Warring States t-Shirts now on Sale!!!
All through adolescence we are plagued by the question of how to be cool. Well, the answer is now simple: get a Warring States t-shirt.
Show your true indie rock cred by supporting the band of yours truly. Here’s a pic of just one of many styles available for sale online.
09.08.07
I am confirmed as the King of the Nerds
Have you taken the nerd test? It turns out reading makes you cool, and a nerd. The king in fact. Oh yeah!!!
Here is my score:
07.24.07
Las Vegas - Land of Boredom
Vegas is lame. Admit it. You know it’s true.
You walk a million miles in the heat between warehouses stuffed with people playing slots.
It’s like commuting to work in a Wal-Mart in Hell.
Don’t get me wrong. Sahar and I had a good time. But that’s because we can take a lame situation and enjoy it. Oh, and the shows helped.
Love was a blast. A fun filled dance extravaganza with some of the best Beatles songs, loved by even those people that don’t like the beatles. It will make you believe the Beatles used to rock, if you aren’t yet of that opinion.
Ka was like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon meets the Wiggles on Evil Kenieval’s Harley being pursued by the Mandarin or Yellow Claw from early Iron Man days. I loved it. It has an elobarate futuristic set that jutted out into the audience, but sadly performers only really took advantage of it as the show was getting started. The centerpiece of the show was a giant rotating board that served as a boat, a desert, ice covered mountains, and just about anything else you can imagine. Rods came out of the board, serving as handles for the performers to swing on when it was held at a right angle to the horizon.
The Blue Man group was the snooze of the lot. It moved to the Venetian from Luxor, and trust me, it was better at Luxor. It’s also just a lot better the first time you see it. Second time around it’s not so much blowing your mind as trying your patience.
Louie Anderson was a star. He performed as part of Ticket Summit and he was absolutely wonderful. I feel really bad for the guy, you can tell his career isn’t where it was. But oh man is he talented. The humor is darker and more adult these days, but he has family oriented jokes for the kids as well. (check him out here) He is playing regularly at the Excalibur, 2nd tackiest casino in the world (yet filled with stuff I want to do), and if you are there, I highly recommend you check him out. That is, if you can stand to pull yourself away from the Thunder Down Under!!! 
03.21.07
How Many Monkeys do You Have?
I am happy to announce the launch of More Monkeys Than You the website/game where your worth is determined by the quantity of monkeys you possess.
You gain monkeys in a variety of ways, many of them involve uncovering hidden things and figuring out puzzles embedded in the site. Once you have monkeys, a whole other world of functionality is available to you, and you can engage in lots of different types of games.
Plus, there are lots of big, full color shots of various types of primates. Who doesn’t love monkeys and apes?
Fun tidbit. If you are the first person to find a particular kind of monkey, you actually get to name it! Be a part of history!